What I last ate Lasagna
What I last drank Diet Coke
Song in my head You're no good.
I would love to tell y'all about all the FUN I had in Jackson, MS for Mal's St. Paddy's Day Parade. But, it seems that no one laughs nearly as hard as I do in response to the stories. So, instead, I would pass on some gems of info I learned while there.
* Waving to crowds in a queenly manner is such an incredibly natural feeling.
* In Mississippi, it is a GIVEN that you want Ranch with your fried whatever. They don't even ask.
* You CAN teach Italian men to swear in a southern drawl.
* A cab ride from Hal and Mal's is much more fun when you're riding with a person dressed as a Tabasco bottle.
* "Fucking is normally reserved for Friday."
* Green bucket hats are all the rage.
* Grits are gooooood.
* Funeral directors are easily cooerced to give you their ties.
* Sharpies serve a multitude of purposes.
* Randall Wallace has GREAT legs.
That's it. That's the list.